Fat, Slow and Easily Angered

I am fat, slow and easily angered. I have too much time on my hands. I am too lazy and disorganized to hold down a regular job flipping burgers or something. I read a book by some comedian-turned-politician (or was it a sportscaster-turned-talk-radio-ranter, can't really remember) so I know all I need to comment on current events.

And if you don't like what I have to say, it's because you are either in the pockets of the global elite that dominates the economy, popular culture and the "old media" or because you don't live in a reality-based community. So there! Neener! neener! neener! Heh.